SUPER TESTICLE FARTING UNICORN
🦄💨💨💨
The most powerful unicorn ever drawn.
Powered by vibes, gas, and extremely questionable anatomy.
WHAT IS THIS?
Nobody knows.
Nobody asked.
Yet here we are.
Super Testicle Farting Unicorn is a 100% useless meme token inspired by a drawing that should never have left the group chat.
No utility.
No roadmap.
No shame.
Only farts. 💨
WHY DOES IT EXIST?
Because:
Serious projects are boring
Charts are more fun when nothing makes sense
The internet rewards chaos
If you're looking for:
"Real-world use cases" ❌
"Passive income" ❌
"Professional branding" ❌
You are in the wrong place.
TOKENOMICS
(DEGENERATE EDITION)
Supply
A lot
Taxes
None (we hate math)
Utility
Gas-based propulsion
Backed by
Absolutely nothing
Fair launch.
No promises.
No refunds.
ROADMAP
Draw unicorn
Laugh
People take it seriously
(this is where it gets scary)
Eternal farting into the blockchain
LIVE CHART
Watch the gas flow in real-time
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COMMUNITY
This is not an investment club.
This is a support group for people who saw this and said "yeah, I'm in."
If you get it, you get it.
If you don't… that's probably healthier.
⚠️ DISCLAIMER
This is a meme.
This is a joke.
This is financial irresponsibility at its finest.
Do your own research.
Or don't.
The unicorn doesn't care.
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